I would like to share this excellent contribution to LIFE IS LIKE which I received from the Monarch of M25:
Life Is Like a Bag Of Crisps
Well, I pulled open my bag of "Cheese and Onion" but my tugging was too
earnest and the whole bag split, a gentle shower of over-cooked potatoe
cascaded on to the pavement. The pieces stood out, all golden and proud
they would soon be lost amongst the grime, a brief moment of glorious
individuality lost forever and forgotten, submerged like tears in rain.
I thought for a moment that life is like a bag of
crispy potatoes, opened with excess enthusiasm.